Fortune cookie: “Love is the glue that holds together everything in the world.”
My friend Anthony and I ordered (delivery) Chinese again. Anthony was afraid to go outside to pick it up because he feared being mugged, but I made him do it anyway. When he came back in and looked at the food, he said something along the lines of "... weirdest fortune cookie ever..." I looked and saw two fortune cookies in one plastic wrapper. One was crushed, the other whole. After Anthony left to bring his food to his room, I heard a helicopter outside. Anyway, I heard it's unlucky to be superstitious.